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If you read this we’re dating now, no choice.

(Source: hijakey.com)

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  1. † Your religious Views?
  2. @ Have you ever self-harmed? Why?
  3. # Relationship with your father?
  4. $ Relationship with your mother?
  5. % Who is your most loved person?
  6. ^ Have you ever been bullied?
  7. & What is your sexuality?
  8. ☼ Who makes you the happiest?
  9. * What is the most heroic thing you've ever done?
  10. + What calms you down when you're upset?
  11. ♥ Have you ever fallen in love?
  12. ¤ Had your heart broken?
  13. © Have you been betrayed in the past? How?
  14. ¶ Who do you miss the most?
  15. § Have you ever attempted suicide?
  16. ! Share a secret?
Posted 11 hours ago
  1. mom: you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma
  2. me: THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT
  3. mom: you realize this makes you a nerd
  4. me:
  5. mom:
  6. me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama
  7. me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama
  8. me: without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers
  9. mom:
  10. me:
  11. mom: this isn't normal
Posted 11 hours ago

Reblog if you don’t have pants on right now.

octopickles:

celticfrostedflakes:

what are pants

I ACTUALLY DON’T WHAT IS THIS SORCERY

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In French, you don’t really say “I miss you.” You say “tu me manques,” which is closer to “you are missing from me.”

I love that. “You are missing from me.” You are a part of me, you are essential to my being. You are like a limb, or an organ, or blood. I cannot function without you.

(via bushkid)

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Posted 1 day ago
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sleepingjuliette:

sexual-korras:

tinysaurus:

This is for the anon who asked about a Tarrlok song earlier today — YOU BETTER BELIEVE THIS MORNING’S EPISODE DESERVED A SONG. I literally still can’t get over it. I’d better not start thinking about it or I might start hyperventilating all over again.

In any case, as far as villain songs, I thought this one would translate fairly well to the ending… It’s not exactly Disney, but have a Rasputin/Tarrlok mash-up! I hope it doesn’t disappoint — enjoy it, and try not to die in agony while waiting for next week’s episode!

I can’t make any promises that I won’t.

In the dark of the night I was tossing and turning
And the nightmare I had was as bad as can be —
Of a man who could take all control
Like a puppeteer with a goal —
Then I opened my eyes and my nightmare was me!

I will be the most powerful man in the city
When the Equalists showed up they made a mistake
And if you try to get in my way
Say goodbye to your free will today
Little Korra, beware I will make sure you pay

In the dark of the night, Tarrlok will find her
In the dark of the night, just before dawn
Revenge will be sweet
When the task is complete

In the dark of the night
She’ll be gone!

Yes I know that my powers are strictly forbidden
It’s an art that is sinister, just like a spell
But I just love taking control
I can feel the fear in her soul
To the half-baked Avatar Korra, farewell!

In the dark of the night terror will strike her
In the dark of the night she will be through
This is the end
For the girl and her friends

In the dark of the night
In the dark of the night

In the dark of the night, Tarrlok will find her
In the dark of the night, she will be stopped
My dear, it is time
It’s the end of the line

In the dark of the night
In the dark of the night

We must rule,
Oppress the non-benders;
Why do you decline?
Now you’ll have to
Pay with surrender

In the dark of the night
In the dark of the night
In the dark of the night
Be confined!

(Download link is here for anyone who is wondering! Hope you liked it! ♥)

oh my gosh you are a lyrical GENIUS

and your voice is lovely <3

oooohmygoodness this is amazing! kjshfadsfkjsdf the voice